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just how many swine fever jokes are out there? |
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Posts: 161 Sun, 3-May-2009 19:51 |
 well here is a few to start you off!
i have now got over swine flu, i am now feeling perky! i think i have got swine flu i have come out in rashers! apparantly you can only get swine flu if you have come into contact with an infected pig!! i bet Jack Tweed is Shi**ing himself! add the rest to the list LOL |
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Posts: 108 Mon, 4-May-2009 07:23 |
Well, i tried to phone the helpline as i was feeling ill and after many attempts i still could not get through, all i could get was crackling !!
Tried again this morning got through and they said i need to get down to the chemist for some oinkment !! hmmmm....At least they were clean ! |
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Posts: 1390 Mon, 4-May-2009 21:21 Guru mechanic |
I don't know, these jokes are such a boar!
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Posts: 3401 Thu, 7-May-2009 19:16 Administrator |
The Quiffster
Unregistered user?, Why not come in out of the cold? It's painless, free and opens other options up to you. Spare less than a minute of your time and register here, go on, you know it makes sense! |
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Posts: 606 Fri, 29-May-2009 23:13 |
* Wife runs out of petrol and phones husband... I'm scared to fill up she says cos of this swine flu. He says you daft cow it's in Mexico not Texaco. * Apparently the first symptom of Swine Flu is that you get the trotts * Swine flu reaches Australia: Australians unsure how to deal with something they can't shag, drink, deport or barbecue * Apparently my mate's got Swine Flu.............. I think he's just telling porkies, though * This little piggy went to market, This little piggy stayed at home, This little piggy had roast beef, This little piggy had none. And this little piggy had influenza A virus subtype hemagglutinin protein 1 neuraminidase protein 1. * Swine flu is not a problem for the pigs, because they're all going to be cured anyway. * This pig flu is bad - I must have had it for about a Weeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!! * A lion a bear and a pig are sitting around discussing how hard they are. The lion says when I roar the whole jungle shakes. The bear says when I roar the whole forest trembles. So what, says the pig, all I have to do is sneeze and the whole world is frightened!!!
There's a lot of talk these days about green transport. Well, I am ahead of the game, I already have green transport ... British racing green.
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