Well, I've just finished washing the car. I forgot to do it last year, so sort of got forced into it. 
Anyway, there's two years worth of dead critters apparently welded to the front of it, and they are proving stubbornly resistant to a (semi) vigorous scrub.
Now I know there's some people frequenting this place who don't mind washing cars, and somewhat inexplicably, even some who enjoy it.
So are there any products that remove sun-baked dead things from the front of cars? Please bear in mind that I suffer from a medical* condition that prevents me from over exerting myself while using said products.
*Undiagnosed, unproven, and possibly made up.
Anyway, there's two years worth of dead critters apparently welded to the front of it, and they are proving stubbornly resistant to a (semi) vigorous scrub.
Now I know there's some people frequenting this place who don't mind washing cars, and somewhat inexplicably, even some who enjoy it.
So are there any products that remove sun-baked dead things from the front of cars? Please bear in mind that I suffer from a medical* condition that prevents me from over exerting myself while using said products.
*Undiagnosed, unproven, and possibly made up.
I take it you won`t be entering the
conkers competition at national rally then ? 
Even though it's an estate. And a diseasel. 
